My First Wife is a Gangster

whom I met in the Hennessy Artistry event at Zouk, KL. Thanks of course to Simon who provided me with VIP tickets.

Pei Shan, Victoria, KY, SImon and myself
 
Yes, ladies and gentleman, I met my first wife in a clubbing event. Who is she? Still cannot recognize after viewing the picture below?
I don’t blame you. She was heavily made up, Gothic-style. One of her favourite past-times. I kid you not. You can try asking her but I cannot guarantee you’d be chopped up and served in one of her many fav Char Siew Fun dishes. Yes, she is none other than our popiuler Suanie.

 

We didn’t really get to know each other well that day. Even during our mamak session afterwards. All I know was that she could do things no one else can. For instance, she could call for a Burger Ramli and get it delivered straight into her hands, and in any way she demands! Like, how often do you see something like that!
She also calls the guys at the mamak stalls by their nama glamour, for instance, one of them was called Jon Bon Jovi… Why? I don’t know, he looks nothing like him! But hor, when he did something to make her angry (though I don’t know how she could be angry, so angelic face ok) he ran away straight away and hid behind the stalls… and later smsed her to apologise. PHWOAR

 

Anyway the truth is… she just took me in as her first husband. I had no say in it, completely. All her kulis were around, and I didn’t even had time to think. You know, like the Ah Long show, SAME THING LA! (except I’m not so sissy.. right guys? 😀) The next thing I knew, I had to fork out 20k per month like some kind of protection contract!! Like hell I don’t even EARN that kind of money okay!? So they decided I can start paying after 6 years of working, while enjoying the benefits of being Suanie’s first husband. wtf.

 


One of her Kuli, Mr. KY

 

Below is an excerpt of our MSN conversation:

 

suanie.net says:
okay first husband i am going home
suanie.net says:
go blog about your first wife’s cameo in movie ok

 

See, I know it sounds like an innocuous chat, but really, the truth is she’s already threatening me for 5k JUST FOR FREAKING COMMENTING ON HER POST! Sigh… so now you know la… better you vote for her now at this website. Just click on Swifty’s “Chicken Rice Mystery” and press VOTE. Or suffer the consequences. *shudders*
Well that’s the story of my first wife, Suanie the Gangster. Why do I feel like somebody has already made a movie out of this?
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Stall Food Series #1

Thanks to KY and my friendly colleagues I’ve been searching up and down for good stall foods to eat within KL, during lunch breaks or after office hours. KY’s motto is really quite different from me; he finds cheap and good food, wherelse if you notice, my tastes are kinda expensive 😉

Anyhoo, a bunch of friends and I decided to meet up and tackle this off-road stall place which I forgot the name, but it’s located off Jalan Raja Laut. I actually got lost on the way there and got really frustrated, but it all evaporated as the sight of their specialties overcomes all things.

Yes, the above is one of their specialties which we had not one but TWO portions! Crispy and light on the outside, fluffy and moist on the inside, it promises to challenge your sensations, taking you to a level of texture superiority that you so often miss when having a good round of “o-chien”. Made of eggs and small, fresh oysters, this tasty combination is definitely something you cannot miss 🙂

Now, another specialty they provide is the Yu Tao Mai, ie Fish Head Mee hoon. We didn’t have that but instead just the fish itself. Rumour says that the fish provider will have to compensate for a whole day’s business if the fish delivered isn’t fresh, so you can guarantee your ass that this fish is as fresh as it can get! Furthermore, their sauce is REPLENISHABLE! How cool is that? Why would you want to replenish it? Simple; the for its exquisite taste. It’s like drinking the essence of the fish itself, thanks to the long boiling time with fresh fish bones.

This dish is not uncommon in many Chinese restaurants, nevertheless it didn’t disappoint us. I guess you can’t really go wrong with it, other than differentiating between the freshness of the prawns, which I can say, was most probably very fresh. Another dish we enjoyed with our white rice.

At the end of the day we were done and the table was littered full of smiley faces. Not one single piece of meat were spared in this seafood feast, which was amazing since we had 1 fish dish, 2 egg-oyster dishes, 1 prawn dish and 1 vegetable dish, totalling 5 dishes for the 5 of us! (and do remember, the size of one portion is nothing to laugh about!)

Initially I thought the place did not have any air-conditioning since I heard it’s by the roadside, but luckily there was something indoor and that definitely kept my mood up I suppose haha.. cause I’m just too used to enjoying my meals in an extremely comfortable environment 😛 All in all I guess it was an extremely enjoyable occasion for our get-together session. Thanks to Heng Kai for organising it with me, Cheng Chun, Kevin Ong and Syn-In for your wonderful time!
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Sigh, I didn’t want to make it a big hoo haa but my first wife in 6 years time decided to reveal the gag in her blog. How oh how do I get involved in these silly situations?! But I don’t mind la, she’s popiuler and she’s cameoing in Swifty’s “Chicken Rice Mystery” so go vote for it in BMWShorties’ 2008 website!

On a separate note, Zain of Randomalphabets suddenly mentioned my name in his KL Freeze post! Zain if you’re reading this, I’m really honoured to be part of the KL Freeze, which I talked about in this post so do check it out!

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CEO Series: Lim Beng Choon

Just to let you guys know, we of the Young Corporate Malaysians have been organising the CEO Series events, where we invite high ranking corporate figures to give a speech on how they have arrived to where they are, relating their corporate philosophies throughout their tenure and will be followed by a healthy Q&A session. If you’re interested do contact us at youngcorporatemalaysians @ gmail.com and I’ll let you know more about it!

So here we have last week was Mr Lim Beng Choon from Accenture. Though he wasn’t as charismatic as a certain Datuk Tony, he certainly believes in meritocracy and honesty. I asked him what was the most challenging aspects of his career, and he said “Human Interaction”. I agreed with him wholeheartedly, and lucky for me, it’s been something that I’ve been honing my skills on since I realised I was quite gifted in that arena. I really looked up to him because we have almost the same principles in life. You can read more about it here, credits to Mr Lee Hanxue who wrote a summary of the event!

That’s Beng Choon above, small man but packed with a powerful punch.

Our office in KL. Nice, no? 😀

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