This is a super backdated entry, but it’s too cool to miss out! Warning though, IMHO there’s an overload of pictures here hehe… But at least there’s no food in here 😉
So while we were in Bali, we decided to take up surfing. None of us ever surfed before, so we went to take lessons there and paid a not-so-wallet-burning sum for a whole day’s worth of tutoring! The first thing they got us to do?
Board humping! lol nah we were taught step-by-step instructions on how to get on the surf board while being rolled around like joints by the huge waves they have here in Kuta beach! Oh the super skinny guy in red happens to be the coolest instructor ever… He can speak every language we know plus more! Then again, we found out later that almost everybody there can speak languages from Japanese to Spanish and all that’s between it. Sien -_____-
This is how we should stand on board. Kenny’s doin’ it raite.
So without further ado, equiped with the knowhows of saving our lives should we get washed away by the Kuta waves, we strode purposefuly to the treacherous beach with our lives on the line…
Now, for the first try:
Climb on board before the waves come and lie flat on it, supporting your balance by holding the board at the sides, your legs poised to stand.
As the waves pick you up from behind, use the rush to push yourself forward, legs prepared to move forward as you force your body upwards with your arms.
This part is usually the hardest to do, once you’ve done it though, you’ve pretty much got the hang of it. Ok, that sounded too easy lol. Btw, don’t mind my fat round ass, you’ll see worse after this.
When you finally managed to stand up, you have to balance yourself while keeping the board riding high with your (flailing) hands.
Then be prepared to fall. Because you’re going to fall. Over and over again. Cannot escape one.
Kenny got the hang of it after a while la. But becareful though.
Don’t be overconfident or you’ll suffer an even bigger fall. Read about his experience here.
So what do you do once you’ve got the hang of surfing?
You FLAUNT YOUR SKILLS!
To BIKINI CLAD WOMEN!
And perform COOL FACIAL EXPRESSIONS!
See, the hot european bikini-clad girl was gaping at my uber-coolness. Tried and tested la.
Or you could just perform some cool tricks to amaze people. Like how I’m seen doing a Bruce Lee flicking-his-nose thingie.
That woman in red there seems impressed what haha!
OK jokes aside, I really wanted to learn surfing for its uber-coolness factor. The next few shots below will successfully show you how I enchanted this super-hot european lady clad in bikini who could not help but stare at my awesomeness.
***************** Disclaimer: ignore the fact that the woman’s head did not seem to concentrate on me. That’s because I turned invisible for a moment there as I did a graceful fall into the deep blue ocean and I will leave my story on how I escaped the deep blue sea to find my bikini-clad hot european lady for another day.
Sigh who was I kidding. I should have done what Kenny did. I just don’t get it though. Who’d know that something like this will get him to bed Dawn Yang in a sexy hotel at Paris, France? Envy sia.
How the hell did do it?! Still don’t get it. Whatever la. *fumes*
I’m just gonna stick to my theory and I’m sure something will come my way 😉
Uber cool leh. You want to be like me hor. Girls want to be with me hor.
If this shot won’t get me anything I’ll sue my own ass off. Come on la, damn cool what!
(ok I DID warn you about worse photos of me, right? Just don’t stare at my thighs!)
And now for the results…
DAMN WHY MUST IS STILL BE THIS RED SHIRT WOMAN!
WHERE’S MY AWESOMELY HOT BIKINI-CLAD EUROPEAN WOMAN :'( :'(
Sigh. Some people are just born lucky and some aren’t. I’m Aren’t. Boo 🙁
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LOL wtf..the european lady might be looking at your balls..she thought “why la his balls not coconut-sized???”
That’s really fun…i wonder who is capturing all this picture..
somewhere out there in the big wide world, is a european lady paying her therapist an obscene amount of money.
that auntie in red damn kelakar la!! why is she clapping anyway seriously??
Yatz: wtf. i don’t think any woman in their right mind would want coconut-sized balls ya? the hell haha~!
TNH: the company does! damn pro right
marcia: yea, for not being able to find me anymore despite travelling to bali to locate me again. Poor her. Evil me, sigh.
clem: i think she thinks i’m awesome, but too bad she ain’t hot 🙁
*makes the whatevur sign*
coconut-sized balls is an interesting thought on a monday afternoon in the office…
not that im reading ppl’s blogs while i’m in the office…
i’m just here cos a certain tocker force me to. :p
the 3rd pics looks like u all are going for a saving mission on the beach wtf….. and wats with the coconut sized balls??? swt swt swt… i’ve heard ppl saying watermelon sumore hahahaha too much ish ish ish
Wow…. U look damn hot and cool! I do not dare to try surfing at all…. Who took the photos for u?
marcia: WHaaaaaaat!!! i missed you today 🙁
joshuaongys: HAHAHAHAHA watermelon WHAHHAHA!
ichigo: thanks tahnkss waaah you make me stim and high hahha!!! it’s a pro photographer who took the photos for us 🙂
lol..perhaps those ladies were thinking why this guy kept blocking our view? lol…. 😛
lady in red: wah this guy so zai dare to make a fool out of himself in public ahahahahah *clap clap clap
ang moh lady: =.=” idiot go break your neck somewhere else don’t come here and break mine
Kenny Sai http://kennysai.blogspot.com/
great entry 🙂
see ya at work tomor 🙂
kyliemc: pffft ur in denial lol
christmas: why you so bad!!! hhahaha
kat: see you at work tomorrow kat, need to talk 🙂
“Uber cool leh. You want to be like me hor. Girls want to be with me hor.”
chris, just keep repeating that… someday it will come true.. someday
can’t sleep eh? me too 🙂
The more I read this blog, the more I realize the importance of a good content like yours. Keep up the good work.
ooo..this is so yesterday…even the bird has flown away…kekeke…
hahhaah Lb yea la so backdated cause nothign much to blog about!! but soon got more events so watch out ya 🙂
Wahhh.. I wanna try that tooo ~~~
Love your legs.
haha…damn FUNNY wei!! I cant help to laugh everytime I saw ur pictures..
Hehe…too bad…everybody is concentrating on your meaty and fair thighs. LOL
So damn fair lOL
which beach were you guys at? and how much roughly was the 1 day tutoring?… going soon and planning to take on surfing as well! 2nd time in Bali and 8 days it is! hehehe
Man I can’t remember now but it was along Kuta… there’s one main stretch of beach there and this particular area was in front of the guys who had this Bali Surfing school thingie inside a hotel 🙂
1 day if i’m not wrong was 25 dollars USD. at that time it was one of the cheapest offer we found and the guys look very decent and cool!
8 days, 2nd time in Bali… sounds like a dream 😀 with whom? friends? You wont’ regret learning how to surf 😉
Yeap going with a friend and meeting the cool Self Proclaimed Balinese Tourist Guide I met 2 years ago.
Bali and the people are both cool! hehehe I’ll take up surfing for sure.
Thanks for the info *got it so i can compare when bargaining..* 😉