Today I want to pretend that I’m doing a Show-n-Tell class. Yes I know it’s only popular in the US but pretend that I’m am a US citizen as well then, if you please. Wait, but then I’ll have to be obese, larger-than-life and happen to be the most conceited man you’ll ever know. Ah, but then for this I don’t have to pretend; I currently happen to be JUST all that. Sigh, woe is me!
ANYWAY I DIGRESS
Introducing my lovely dog that I always miss ever so much whenever I’m in the land of mash and bangers (that’s UK for you losers who don’t know =P). The Dog, as he will be refered to from now on, is probably one of the stupidest dogs I’ve ever seen, and I’m not even exaggerating! Ok firstly, let’s take a look at what the Dog is supposed to be:
My Dog, My Benji! Isn’t he the most adorablest creature you’ve ever seen? Can’t you detect the stupidity displayed all over his face? OMG how can you not love the Dog!
OKAY like wtc I’m acting like a girl now. Happy ppl? I’m gay now aren’t I? like, WHATEVER =P
Anyway one day I decided to dye mr Dog to see if he can be any retarder. This is the result:
Lolol just kidding mate, this here is his boyfriend, but he’s so ugly. Yes, I suspect he’s gay after a little incident he had with some other dog. Really!
Nah this is Benji! The Dog! Who does a “Hurricane Tail Blow” move whenever he senses pretty HUMAN girls, cheh.
Though I must say, I wish the Dog can be at least as cute as this litle fella here… Bloody cute can?!
At least the Dog doesn’t look anything like this horrible creature who’s so ugly can vomit shit I tell you! *bluuerrghh*
Okay hor, so we were in the Bandar Utama Dog Carnival thingie, and though Benji is too stupid to join in, after the event I sort of got him to do some tricks, just to show off you know, meet some new pretty girlsdogs?
“Hmmm, this kinda looks easy yo. Imma gonna pass thru this in an instant, yo! You mofos out there prepare to be amazed yo, for I the Pimp Doggy-O is gonna rock the town til u drop wagstas!“
“Yo yo yo did you see that you wagstas! Told u I ain’t no Shits-zu can find anywhere else! Bow to me yo, bow to the Dogsta!“
See what did I tell you? Damn I love him so kao kao!! 😀
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Animal cruelty :'(
omg~me pity ur dog la..being labelled as stoopid by u..haiz..poor dog~
i sense some gay thing here
woa, shih tzu. 😡 😕 😯
and you’re from IMPERIAL college?
eh, damn bad la u, kept saying ur dog stupid -.- but benji is cute ler..hehe
aimran: where gooot!!
kyliemc: hahahha i think benji enjoys it la! after all he loves me toooo 😛
michy: WHERE GOT GAY lol.. i kidding only la!
tIcKLe`Me: yeah, cute or not? 😀 yeap, just graduated, going back for graduation.. why? u know anyone there?
Eve: haha cute leh? 😀 but he’s stupid lor, dunno how to learn tricks 🙁 and also for another reason i wish to reserve privately >)
erm … i’m a big dog lover la but on my most disliked dog list… erm erm erm… shih tzu’s in it. but ok la, cute la. 😛 bagi muka ok? 😀
Waaaa, whose legs are those? Yours ah?? 😉
You want a comment, I give you a comment. Benji is stupid and ugly. Period. Stop chasing me up the sofa can? I’m very lovable. For real.
Haha…benji benji…Ben10 can??
So bad la you…say it stupid.
You are so mean!!!
how can u say other dog ugly?
is so happen on that day benji is all groomed up..other day?…sigh…
no la i just kidding, benji also velly ugly one 😛