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		<title>Maxis Chinese New Year 2013: Grandfather says, keep it groovy, keep it long, keep it juicy!</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;OMG the annoying Tong TongTong Chiang is here, why la must we always play this kind of music in this modern day and time?!&#8221; says my ex girlfriend to me. All. The. Time. I usually have no issues but after a while SHE&#8216;s the one I&#8217;m annoyed with haha, I mean, it&#8217;s a great time&#8230;&#160;<a href="https://www.spinzer.us/2013/02/maxis-chinese-new-year-2013-grandfather-says-keep-it-groovy-keep-it-long-keep-it-juicy/" rel="bookmark"><span class="screen-reader-text">Maxis Chinese New Year 2013: Grandfather says, keep it groovy, keep it long, keep it juicy!</span></a></p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.spinzer.us/2013/02/maxis-chinese-new-year-2013-grandfather-says-keep-it-groovy-keep-it-long-keep-it-juicy/">Maxis Chinese New Year 2013: Grandfather says, keep it groovy, keep it long, keep it juicy!</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.spinzer.us">Spinzer - Blogger, Entrepreneur, Celebrity Manager</a>.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;<em>OMG the annoying Tong TongTong Chiang is here, why la must we always play this kind of music in this modern day and time?!</em>&#8221; says my ex girlfriend to me. All. The. Time. I usually have no issues but after a while <strong>SHE</strong>&#8216;s the one I&#8217;m annoyed with haha, I mean, it&#8217;s a great time to celebrate don&#8217;t you think?!</p>
<p><a href="http://spinzer.us/2013/02/maxis-chinese-new-year-2013-grandfather-says-keep-it-groovy-keep-it-long-keep-it-juicy/splash/" rel="attachment wp-att-5363" class="broken_link"><img fetchpriority="high" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-5363" alt="splash" src="" width="580" height="435" /></a></p>
<p>Most people don&#8217;t know that the songs played during Lion Dance has an important chorus that brings us all luck. I for one should know, seeing that I&#8217;ve performed Lion Dancing during my university days at <strong>Imperial College London</strong> (heck my team and I performed at Trafalgar Square in front of more than 10,000 people before!) so I really appreciate this age-old Chinese New Year tradition that has stuck around for so long, so much so that we should really keep it alive <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/16.0.1/72x72/1f642.png" alt="🙂" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /></p>
<p>Check out <strong>Grandpa&#8217;s version</strong> of it. You&#8217;ve really got to respect this one :p</p>
<p><object width="560" height="315" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/e790hq6n4ko?hl=en_GB&amp;version=3" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed width="560" height="315" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/e790hq6n4ko?hl=en_GB&amp;version=3" allowFullScreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" /></object></p>
<p>I&#8217;m no Cantonese, but another tradition is that<strong> you have to wear a pair of Cheong Fu</strong> (long pants). The only issue is our grandparents usually want us to wear it up high, do you remember that?! Haha I&#8217;ll never get enough of it!</p>
<p>But Grandpa does! LOL</p>
<p><object width="560" height="315" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/T1KDB6qv-A8?hl=en_GB&amp;version=3" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed width="560" height="315" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/T1KDB6qv-A8?hl=en_GB&amp;version=3" allowFullScreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" /></object></p>
<p>But hey I won&#8217;t judge you if you like that style up. Oppa-Grandpa Style, go faster record and post YOUR video up <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/16.0.1/72x72/1f61b.png" alt="😛" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /></p>
<p>Finally, since my ex is single (who ask her to diss CNY music?!) let Grandpa show you, oh might as well to all the single ladies also,<strong> on how to throw oranges and be more fruitful at finding love this Chap Goh Meh </strong><img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/16.0.1/72x72/1f61b.png" alt="😛" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /></p>
<p><object width="560" height="315" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nUiBSTFO9RQ?hl=en_GB&amp;version=3" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed width="560" height="315" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nUiBSTFO9RQ?hl=en_GB&amp;version=3" allowFullScreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" /></object></p>
<p>Seriously, I don&#8217;t know who comes up with these awesome videos but it really makes for a great laugh, and very appropriate too, since none of us actually spend time with our family more than with our own mobile phones, LOL, so why not<strong> show my blogpost to be your family entertainment</strong> this <strong>Chinese New Year</strong>?</p>
<p>Gong Hei Gong Hei, Gong Hei Fatt Choy, dear readers of mine! May you be blessed with prosperity and long life of many snakes to come <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/16.0.1/72x72/1f600.png" alt="😀" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /></p>
<p>Watch more funny <strong>Grandfather Stories</strong> here <a href="http://bs.serving-sys.com/BurstingPipe/adServer.bs?cn=tf&#038;c=20&#038;mc=click&#038;pli=6229067&#038;PluID=0&#038;ord=[timestamp]" target="_blank" rel="noopener">through this link</a> or share<br />
your own on http://facebook.com/maxis or Twitter using <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23yehyehstories&amp;src=typd" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="broken_link">#yehyehstories</a>.</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.spinzer.us/2013/02/maxis-chinese-new-year-2013-grandfather-says-keep-it-groovy-keep-it-long-keep-it-juicy/">Maxis Chinese New Year 2013: Grandfather says, keep it groovy, keep it long, keep it juicy!</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.spinzer.us">Spinzer - Blogger, Entrepreneur, Celebrity Manager</a>.</p>
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		<title>A blog post dedicated to the funny things about Malaysia, only #inMalaysia</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2011 17:44:20 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Am just about to start this. Wait for it&#8230; just waitttt!! iHarap team.</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.spinzer.us/2011/10/a-blog-post-dedicated-to-the-funny-things-about-malaysia-only-inmalaysia/">A blog post dedicated to the funny things about Malaysia, only #inMalaysia</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.spinzer.us">Spinzer - Blogger, Entrepreneur, Celebrity Manager</a>.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Am just about to start this. Wait for it&#8230; just waitttt!!</p>
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<p>iHarap team.</p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 14:56:09 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>· Eh you tell me can die or not, this stupid handsome Ang Choon Seong of the fehmes whatablog.blogspot.com. He one day posted this la, I tell you I can suffer and vomit and die okay. Why? WHY?! Why you see this and tell me why! *an excerpt from ang&#8217;s blog* Side dish for today:&#8230;&#160;<a href="https://www.spinzer.us/2008/01/ang-choon-seong-whatablog/" rel="bookmark"><span class="screen-reader-text">Ang Choon Seong @ Whatablog</span></a></p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.spinzer.us/2008/01/ang-choon-seong-whatablog/">Ang Choon Seong @ Whatablog</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.spinzer.us">Spinzer - Blogger, Entrepreneur, Celebrity Manager</a>.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>·<br />
Eh you tell me can die or not, this stupid handsome <strong>Ang Choon Seong</strong> of the fehmes <a HREF="http://angchoonseong.blogspot.com" TARGET="_blank">whatablog.blogspot.com</a>. He one day <a HREF="http://angchoonseong.blogspot.com/2007/12/yeai-portfolio-done-as-i-embarked-on.html" TARGET="_blank">posted this</a> la, I tell you I can suffer and vomit and die okay. Why? <strong>WHY?!</strong> Why you see this and tell me why!</p>
<blockquote><p><font SIZE="1">*an excerpt from ang&#8217;s blog*</font><br />
Side dish for today:</p>
<p>Spot the different?</p>
<p ALIGN="center"><img SRC="http://spinzer.us/files/mypic57.jpg" BORDER="0" /><a HREF="http://spinzer.us/blog/" TARGET="_blank"><br />
Chris Tock. and&#8230;..</a></p>
<p ALIGN="center"><img SRC="http://bp1.blogger.com/_2DqK_QKYnrM/R13etIjGQhI/AAAAAAAAB9Q/jlU5L2MIi0E/s400/eliaiseposter3.JPG" BORDER="0" /><br />
<a HREF="http://stevenlim.net/" TARGET="_blank">Steven Lim</a></p>
<p>NB: I terdiscovered that this steven lim shared the same lifelong philosophy with me as well. But he went a few steps forward. Check out his blog. And instantaneous puking warned. Hahahah..</p>
<p>(ala..say ppl&#8230;.)</p></blockquote>
<p><strong>ALA SAY PEOPLE INDEED!</strong></p>
<p>Cause hor, he himself think he&#8217;s the hensemest person in the world!</p>
<blockquote><p><font SIZE="1">*an excerpt from ang&#8217;s blog*</font><br />
The second poll (POLL B) is:</p>
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<p>Do you think the above <font COLOR="#ff0000">hansome gentleman is handsome</font>?</p>
<p>1. Yes of coz, he is so hot.<br />
2. Surela, the hottest.<br />
3. Super duper triple nipple hansome~!!!</p></blockquote>
<p>Okayla that picture doesn&#8217;t do justice. He actually looks like this:</p>
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&#8220;Why? Why Ang? Why are you so Smart and Hansome? Why?&#8221; &lt;&#8211; Quoted from Ang</p>
<p>Okay la so saying he&#8217;s handsome maybe true, but wahrao he ownself say NO SHAME SHAME ONE! <strong><a HREF="http://apple4today.blogspot.com" TARGET="_blank">Eve</a></strong> can testify for me. She calls him the &#8220;<strong>buaya</strong>&#8220;. Later also I found out <strong>Shizune </strong>also feel the same way. See, I&#8217;m not the only one okay.</p>
<p>Or sometimes the <a HREF="http://angchoonseong.blogspot.com/2008/01/why-why-they-said-i-am-not-funny-why.html" TARGET="_blank">funniest person in the world</a> also got.</p>
<blockquote><p><font SIZE="1">*an excerpt from ang&#8217;s blog*</font><br />
Why? Why?</p>
<p>Why I am not funny? Why?</p>
<p ALIGN="center"><img SRC="http://bp0.blogger.com/_2DqK_QKYnrM/R4Ik4DssvbI/AAAAAAAACIU/AThGIeANL3Y/s400/P1020634.JPG" BORDER="0" /><br />
Why? I am confused. I thought i am funny.</p>
<p>I tried so hard to be funny.</p>
<p>But recently, i discovered that I am not funny.</p></blockquote>
<p><strong>Actually hor, he&#8217;s really funny one.</strong> He can even make the <a HREF="http://angchoonseong.blogspot.com/2008/01/what-if-it-is-not-chua-soi-lek.html" TARGET="_blank">whole soilek action seem like a joke</a> (ok la not that funny la but still)</p>
<p>Most of the time he either <a HREF="http://angchoonseong.blogspot.com/2007/12/again-i-woke-up-read-news-and-i-was.html" TARGET="_blank">makes sense</a> or <a HREF="http://angchoonseong.blogspot.com/2007/11/i-got-my-parcel-at-last.html" TARGET="_blank">nonsense</a>. <a HREF="http://angchoonseong.blogspot.com/2007/12/great-police-of-msia.html" TARGET="_blank">Sometimes a little of both</a>. Sometimes he does <a HREF="http://angchoonseong.blogspot.com/2007/12/this-is-not-advertisement-post.html" TARGET="_blank">funny adverts</a>. Sometimes <a HREF="http://angchoonseong.blogspot.com/2007/11/congratulations-to-ang-choon-seong-for.html" TARGET="_blank">he attempts to do a food review</a>, but sorry la bang, fail man!</p>
<p>Aiya but in the end hor, I will never forget him as the person who invited me to play in a football tournament in his team kat <a HREF="http://spinzer.us/blog/2007/03/19/image-wizard-draft-2" TARGET="_blank">Sheffield Games 2007</a>, without even meeting me before. WHAT TRUST!!</p>
<p ALIGN="center"><img SRC="http://spinzer.us/blog/wp-images/sheffield/th/p1100950_thumb.jpg" BORDER="0" /><br />
<font SIZE="3">You know we love you Ang Choon Seong <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/16.0.1/72x72/1f600.png" alt="😀" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /><br />
<font SIZE="1">*phewiittt siapa orang hensem tu!*</font></font></p>
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