Today I want to pretend that I’m doing a Show-n-Tell class. Yes I know it’s only popular in the US but pretend that I’m am a US citizen as well then, if you please. Wait, but then I’ll have to be obese, larger-than-life and happen to be the most conceited man you’ll ever know. Ah, but then for this I don’t have to pretend; I currently happen to be JUST all that. Sigh, woe is me!
ANYWAY I DIGRESS
Introducing my lovely dog that I always miss ever so much whenever I’m in the land of mash and bangers (that’s UK for you losers who don’t know =P). The Dog, as he will be refered to from now on, is probably one of the stupidest dogs I’ve ever seen, and I’m not even exaggerating! Ok firstly, let’s take a look at what the Dog is supposed to be:
OKAY like wtc I’m acting like a girl now. Happy ppl? I’m gay now aren’t I? like, WHATEVER =P
Anyway one day I decided to dye mr Dog to see if he can be any retarder. This is the result:
Okay hor, so we were in the Bandar Utama Dog Carnival thingie, and though Benji is too stupid to join in, after the event I sort of got him to do some tricks, just to show off you know, meet some new pretty
See what did I tell you? Damn I love him so kao kao!! 😀